Kiddy Pool

Good morning, good afternoon, and good night, I don't know any other formal way to say that because I don't know when you will be reading my blog. Anyways hello its me and hopefully folks you are with me too. Now getting back to serious talk.Wave pools are warm but the waves come so fast and hard that it doesn't matter if it is cold or warm because it will come then go leaving you stunned. Plus what would be more stunning than icy cold waves blasting you out of a pool? Kiddy pools are terrible on that subject. Do you know why? Because most of the time they are cold. It's not like I have tested every kiddy pool on the planet but the ones I have tested... I mean used are cold. I have one question for you adults... are you trying to make kidcicles? Because you sure don't like it when a kid threatens you with a waterbaloon or the hose, and why don't you jump in the sprinkler you tell us to waste or time in? I know it's not because 'Mama's busy' (Fathers out there I didn't use you as an example because all your going to say is 'nope.') I think it is because you don't want to get wet with the cold water you hose your kids down with. I should be right. I have used many kiddy pools in my time, but now I have advanced to the lazy river.

This little one was playing in his backyard kiddy pool when the cold hit him. The smirk has forever been frozen into his face.

Tongue Twisters

Hello! Warning: Random blog.Now that you are ready for what you are about to hear I think I will get on to the point. Don't you just hate saying tongue twisters? You might ask me why I dislike this form of poetry, and I will tell you. It is because... I admit it! I can't do tongue twisters! I feel so... twisted when I try the tongue twisters. Here is an 'easy' tongue twister that makes me mad every time I try to master it. Flash Message. The word message always comes out slurred. Plus why try to tie up your tongue? But I do have a favorite tongue twister. How can a clam cram in a clean cream can? Ha ha. A clam is TRYING to get into a cream can. That is why I like it.

Eight Hour Bricks

I always feel trapped when I am inside of a building other than my house. The kids at my school are normal and like to talk to each other, but I just like hanging out with the quiet kids. I do love to talk to people who talk English instead of the teenage spin off of English. Do you ever get the feeling that the intelligence in the newer generations of humans have less quality then older generations? I just wish when I say something to my peers their responce is not 'what! Dude speak louder! Listening to loud rock has totally totaled my ears.' Lets just say that though I am studing another language that might help my future career that doesn't mean I am going to try and interpret the language of 'dude.' I do think it is kind of funny when I use these 'big words' that are in my natural vocabulary that my fellow teens hate it. I tell them that it is just English and apparently they don't know what is beyond the language of 'dude.' Eight hours of school basicly kills me because I am trapped in brick walls listening to the 'dude' language. If you are past your teenage years and don't have to listen to this anymore I congratulate you for escapeing these years with your sanity.

  

Duct tape works too but I guess this will do.

Keep your hand on the pie hole buddy untill I find some tape.