My talent

I have a great and mysterious talent that is confusing to learn. If you wish to learn this talent then you have to be able to decipher the true between all answers that life throws at you. Now listen close and see if you can understand your first lesson.

A) To begin working on this talent you must know this talent. Well if I am to teach you this talent then you must not know your talent then you can't work on your talent because you don't know it. If you do know your talent then I will not teach you because there is no need to teach you about this talent. If it comes naturally then you are not to be taught, but yet if it comes artificially and you come to me to help tame it I will send you away because this talent of yours was taught to you and therefor you know your talent. Thought you know your talent it was out of previous training that you could harness it.

Did you catch all that. Do ya know what my talent is yet or do I have to go to lesson 2? Alright lesson 2.

B)You have to be a problem solver for me to train you correctly. I will take in NO solver of problems because they are usually problems that need solving. If I need to test you to see if you are a problem solver or a solver of problems then where will I get the problem for you to solve if I don't allow problems in. I could use a puzzle solver for you to solve but what good would that be in my talent?

What is the puzzle that I am going to use to test you and now do you know my talent? If you don't go back up to the first introductory paragraph and read it as many times as you need till you find the answer. It shouldn't be confusing to find the answer.

 

Sorry.

Bubbles

Hey! Sorry that I couldn't get on the blog for some time. I was lazy for a little while but then when I was trying to type on my blog blog spot was down. Anyways... I was scrolling around on google images looking for funny photes when I found this.

You might think that this is a toy controler and such, but this is acually is a bar of soap. I mean a controller of soap. Well it doesn't acually controll soap it is just a bar of soap in the shape of a controller. (Note from Me: Try not to think too hard about what I say sometimes because it might confuse you.)

Shopimainia

As I have said before I am a kid with a crazy life in other words I'm NOT normal. I am fine with some shopping where I am in control of where we go but I can't be dragged on a shopping trip by my sister and mother. I cannot shop with them without complaining. This normal little teenage girl is supposed to be of her age and be a shopaholic... well I guess I am not normal so I surpass this rule for girls and women. I like to hoard money so it is really hard to let my money go. The reason I chose this topic to talk about is because I was just dragged into one of my mother's and sister's shopping trips and am exhausted. Oh well mabe one day there will be some one who help me with my money hoarding issues. I guess that means g'day to you and a good picture of what happens on the occasion that I let go of my money.

Kiddy Pool

Good morning, good afternoon, and good night, I don't know any other formal way to say that because I don't know when you will be reading my blog. Anyways hello its me and hopefully folks you are with me too. Now getting back to serious talk.Wave pools are warm but the waves come so fast and hard that it doesn't matter if it is cold or warm because it will come then go leaving you stunned. Plus what would be more stunning than icy cold waves blasting you out of a pool? Kiddy pools are terrible on that subject. Do you know why? Because most of the time they are cold. It's not like I have tested every kiddy pool on the planet but the ones I have tested... I mean used are cold. I have one question for you adults... are you trying to make kidcicles? Because you sure don't like it when a kid threatens you with a waterbaloon or the hose, and why don't you jump in the sprinkler you tell us to waste or time in? I know it's not because 'Mama's busy' (Fathers out there I didn't use you as an example because all your going to say is 'nope.') I think it is because you don't want to get wet with the cold water you hose your kids down with. I should be right. I have used many kiddy pools in my time, but now I have advanced to the lazy river.

This little one was playing in his backyard kiddy pool when the cold hit him. The smirk has forever been frozen into his face.

Tongue Twisters

Hello! Warning: Random blog.Now that you are ready for what you are about to hear I think I will get on to the point. Don't you just hate saying tongue twisters? You might ask me why I dislike this form of poetry, and I will tell you. It is because... I admit it! I can't do tongue twisters! I feel so... twisted when I try the tongue twisters. Here is an 'easy' tongue twister that makes me mad every time I try to master it. Flash Message. The word message always comes out slurred. Plus why try to tie up your tongue? But I do have a favorite tongue twister. How can a clam cram in a clean cream can? Ha ha. A clam is TRYING to get into a cream can. That is why I like it.

Eight Hour Bricks

I always feel trapped when I am inside of a building other than my house. The kids at my school are normal and like to talk to each other, but I just like hanging out with the quiet kids. I do love to talk to people who talk English instead of the teenage spin off of English. Do you ever get the feeling that the intelligence in the newer generations of humans have less quality then older generations? I just wish when I say something to my peers their responce is not 'what! Dude speak louder! Listening to loud rock has totally totaled my ears.' Lets just say that though I am studing another language that might help my future career that doesn't mean I am going to try and interpret the language of 'dude.' I do think it is kind of funny when I use these 'big words' that are in my natural vocabulary that my fellow teens hate it. I tell them that it is just English and apparently they don't know what is beyond the language of 'dude.' Eight hours of school basicly kills me because I am trapped in brick walls listening to the 'dude' language. If you are past your teenage years and don't have to listen to this anymore I congratulate you for escapeing these years with your sanity.

  

Duct tape works too but I guess this will do.

Keep your hand on the pie hole buddy untill I find some tape.

Weather

Hello blogger city! Here in the middle of nowhere in Wisconsin it is cloudy and those who step outside their cozy homes get wet. One of my friends just came back from a warm weekend in Florida tanned and slightly sunburned. Might as well rub the sun on yourself in the warmer states and enjoy it because it'll be a while before any of us Wisconsinites get tanned.

Easter

Good morning and good day! In Wisconsin it bright and sunny. Little children will be trying to find hidden eggs and us older people will talk, eat and talk some more. Am I right? (Older people include teens and adults.) Well I wont be searching for eggs today but that is fine with me, I going to hunt down some good food. No matter what the age you are I advise you to savour the food like I will be doing. Kids grab the biggest basket and get hunting! (Sorry that this is such a short blog.)

Latin

Hello again people! Lately I have been studying Latin so I can understand medical and scientific terminology. So far I have learned about declining nouns and and cased and all that good stuff. I have been trying to learn Latin fast but lately I have tried to stop and memorize my vocab words. It sounds like I am in English class! Except all the extra stuff like the ending of a Latin word can change the entire meaning of the word. Any ways. I did a wordsearch on all of my Latin vocab words and I did pretty good. What they did was give me the English word and I had to find the Latin words in the search. Sorry that this post is about learning but I felt the need to say it. ut sidera et custodiet te regat. (in English it means may the stars watch over you and guide you) J

Troy... the cat.

Hello! Well Ya horses can be cute sometimes and fun to ride or stuff them with lots of grass and watch them get fat... but I was never a horsey person. My family has 5 horses and I only like one of them. An old mustang with a shining brown coat and fierce attitude. Well he had another name... Niechie, or something like that. It is kind of hard to spell something that is in an alien tongue. Getting back to the point my mother and sister have disappeared to play with their horses and I am here typing to you. (I like to type so don't think that I am saying this is some kind of punishment.) I am quite happy for the silence in the house. I might be a crazy person but that doesn't mean that I am unrealistic and want adventure all the time. At my house we have a little kitten that decided one day that he should make our lives miserable.

Meet Troy. The cat.



Now you see him, what a sweet kitty. Now look at these and tell me what you see.

First he climbs the Christmas tree, which about falls over until we pulled him out of the tree.

The we find him stealing the dog's bone.

And he takes most of the dog's bed.

He also has a nasty habit of eating homework. More specifically... algebra.

When will this criminal's streak be done? To be Continued...

My Writing

I write A LOT, everything from poems to books. I am not so good with poems but I like the books I make. I like to write stories staged in the medieval times. They are filled with everything from knights and castles to assassins and warriors. I am also doing a futuristic book that will be called either Year 2356 or The Nameless Ones. I like Nameless Ones title better than Year 2356. It will be probably three more years till I'm done with that one. I am worried about publishing. I am just a kid and I have no idea who, what, and where to bring my book to get it published. Of course if you know someone that would help me please tell me. Ah well it'll be a good two years untill I am done... or will it? I guess time will tell...

The Beginning

I am a writing, artistic, odd, and somewhat annoying kid. Well annoying to some people. I have lived a soft life in a hobby farm in Wisconsin. I live in an old house that has been passed down our family line. It could do with a few repairs, but I am content with it. I have an odd family and a rather large one. I have a Dad, Mother, sister as most families do but that's not all. I also have 5 horses, 3 cats, 1 dog, and the oddest of them all 7 lizards. Lets just say my mother had a habit of collecting her little gecko friends.